Thursday, April 24, 2008

Callahan Shortlist


   Unlike last year, we enter Regionals without a defined Callahan front-runner.  Many names have been mentioned throughout the season ranging from Joe Kershner and Jolian Dahl to Kurt Gibson and Ben Feldman, but none have shown the leadership qualities or spirit that recent winners Dan Heijmen or Timmy Gehert displayed.  All play on great teams and play important roles.  Kershner is the heart of Arizona, the Cinderella team of the year.  Jolian leads the perennial powerhouse Mamabird.  Gibson leads the current #1 team in the land and their seemingly endless supply of 5 jerseys and shorts.  And Feldman is the rumored creator of the "Boom!  Head Shot!" cheer.  With that being said, here is my Callahan shortlist.

#6  Dusty Becker- Oregon
Although Oregon has underperformed this season, Dusty has still played well and has been able to steal a few close games for Oregon.  Look for him and the rest of Ego to pick it up come Regionals.

#5 Drew Mahowald- Wisconsin
Possibly the best player on the Hodags before he broke his knee not to mention he is the keeper of the "Golden Hand."

#4 Will Neff- Michigan
As soon as I heard Neff was transferring to Michigan, my heart sank a bit.  Magnum was a good team last year, returned most of their big guys including Ryan Purcell, who could be the most accessorized player in the game.  The addition of Will immediately transformed this team to Nationals caliber.  Enough said, I can only say a few nice things about the Weasels before I begin hitting myself.

#3  Joe Kersher- Arizona
Best short, hairy pirate in the game.  He makes big plays when his team needs them.  He is the main reason Sunburn broke into the tier of elite college teams this season.  If Erick Gafni, Austin Gregersen, and Joe can take this team to nationals, he could find himself holding the trophy.

#2 Jolian Dahl- Colorado   
Golden boy of one of the most storied programs, Jolian can do it all.  Took Mamabird a little while to get on track this year mainly because they were breaking in new players but Dahl has been constant.  He also has very pretty eyes.  Look for Martin Cochran, Mac Taylor, and Dahl to take this team back to the finals game in front of the home town crowd.    
#1 Kurt Gibson- Florida 
Kurt has been the best player in college ultimate over the past two years.  Although he may not be the most spirited player, his skills speak for them self.  The guy is a human highlight reel who has every throw in the book.  His Madden rankings were near perfect, well except for spirit, and his 70 plus yard upwind hammers are one of a kind.  No one can take over a game like Gibson and when paired with Brody Smith, Cole Sullivan, and Clye Van steal my teams funds, this team can go anywhere.  With Kurt at the helm, this team continues to be lead with fiery passion and somehow always manages to find a new set of jerseys.   

Sectionals Recap Sunday


     The morning started out against an upstart Western Michigan squad who came in with a record of 16-2.  Renamed the Zj's, Alex "Skipper" Shipps and the rest of the team was out to prove that this team could compete for a bid to Regionals.  Friendly words had been exchanged before the game and both teams were fired up.  Michigan State started on D.  We came out with hard marks and tight handler D which eventually forced an ill advised deep shot.  Aaron Zigler was able to get the D and our handlers took over from there.  Connor "sheep" Grant picked up the disc on the goal line and quickly swung it to Hatham who hit Zigler on a wide open in cut.  Weston Laabs made a well timed continue which allowed Hatham time to set up a nasty O2 cut.  Hatham was able to swing the disc back to the middle where the Sheep fired a shot to the endzone and hit Pat O'Callaghan in stride for the break.  The team stormed the field jacked to get more breaks.  Excellent pressure on the marks and tight man defense by Michigan State forced Western to put up a lot of desperation looks which State defenders ate up.  Once again, the D line offense was flowing as the rotation opened up.  Phil was a huge presence deep throughout this game.  Eating up just about everything then racing up field to keep the offense from stalling.  Couch roared into half up 8-3 after Jason Schmidt had a huge layout D past Shipps on the goal line to set up a score.  The Burning Couch came out in the second half fired up to close out this game with authority and prepare for an all too familiar opponent in the finals.  We wanted it more.  We started the second half on O and patiently worked the disc up the field to the goal line where Kevin "Marty" Stowe hit Christo with a push pass for a tally.  The defense came out crazy.  Marks were flashing over and making throwers uncomfortable as the downfield defenders covered their men tighter than a lid on tupperware.  Overwhelmed, Western soon found itself down 14-5.  Hoping to close out the game, the Couch pulled to Western and sprinted down the field.  Once again the defense was taking care of business until Shipps put up a long boy to prodigy Mark Worsfold who made a nice grab for a score.  The offense took the field one more time and was able to work the disc down the field until Christo Ferguson put up a nice huck to a wide open Mike Martin.  15-6 Michigan State.

Heading into the finals game, Burning Couch knew they were the underdogs.  After a spectacular showing at Centex, MagnUM had risen to 7th in the national rankings.  Loaded with experience and throwers like Will Neff and Ryan Purcell, we knew we would have to play one hell of a game to win.  Schmidt had set up a nice field inside the middle school football stadium and tensions were running high.  The showdown was set to start at 2 pm.  
  
     Michigan State would start the game on D.  Dan Blue, my former roommate and member of the Couch, was announcing the game.  The starting D line, T.J. Bart, Jason Schmidt, Mike Dagher-Margosian, Connor Grant, Weston Laabs, Hatham Shawqi, and Ryan Heffernan, stepped onto the field to face the talented Michigan offense.  Coming out with the Special Sauce, the magnUM offense was temporarily stalled until an overthrown hammer from Purcell was pulled down on a miraculous grab by Tom Haynes who somehow managed to land in bounds.  The zone was broken and Michigan punched it in.  1-0 magnum.  As the O line stepped on the field, Michigan started chanting one of their "Great Lakes, Great Times" or "If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you" cheers which seemed to make them very happy.  After a typical Will Neff pull, the offense was set and flowing until Heff was unable to pull in a disc thrown behind him.  The weasels were able to capitalize on the turn and took a 2-0 lead.  The O was looking to make some plays against a stingy U of M defense however, the pressure got to the handlers as a swing pass hit the ground instead of hands.  Neff picked up the disc and put up a nice huck to Pat Collins for a 3-0 lead.  Too much, timeout State.  Our O took the field again composed and patient.  Ryan Heffernan busted in out of the split and immediately looked deep and put it to Phil who made a spectacular layout grab for State's first score of the game. 

     The D was able to get on the field but could not capitalize on the turn they got, 4-1 magnum. The offense took the field again and could not work the disc down the field.  Magnum looked deep again and found a receiver in the end zone for the score, 5-1.  Another break for Magnum followed, 6-2.  Again the O took the field with Weston Laabs replacing an injured Christo Ferguson.  Good cutter flow allowed MSU to work the disc up to half field before Heff jacked a forehand blade to Laabs.  Somehow, Laabs was able to come back to the disc and snag it right before the sticky hands of  Dave Fumo could.  Some debate ensued but after they typical gestures, the point was awarded to the Couch, 7-2.  The D came out fired up hoping to get a break and get back in this game.  Throwing the Special Sauce, Couch forced a turn.  Handler movement was crisp and the disc was being worked well up line.  T.J. Bart got a look and put one up for Zigler who came down with it for the first break of the game, 7-3.  Couch O stepped on the field but could not put it in as magnUM took half 8-3. 
 
     During halftime, Phil set a fire under everyone which proved to be contagious.  The sideline became louder and more involved which invigorated the players on the field.  Michigan State held on O after half and was able to bring it to 11-9 at one point.  However, even with the momentum of one of the sweetest "greatests" by Mike Martin, finished off by a Schmidt hammer to Heff, the Burning Couch was unable to get back in the game and suffered a 15-10 defeat.  Although we lost, the second half proved to be a positive as we played even, 7-7 with one of the best teams in the land.  We were awarded the 5 seed in a very competitive Great Lakes region and hope to bring the Couch back to Nationals. 

Sectionals Recap Saturday



 The weekend started off with a team grill out at Hatham "Seal" Shawqi's house.  Highlights included my excellent grilling skills, Jason Schmidt drinking a bottle of ranch dressing, and the Aaron "Hippo" Zigler forcing himself to throw up in an attempt to make Schmidt throwup.  Riding the momentum from a 9th place finish at Roll Call, the Burning Couch hoped to come out and take care of business on Saturday.  Especially since we found new motivation in the eye black that won us so many games at Roll Call.

Game 1  Burning Couch vs. Kalamazoo College Ultimate Buzz

     The Couch came out hot right out of the gates as we were able to break their O on the first point of the game.  Yet from then on, we traded points, hoping for Kalamazoo to cough up the disc and allow us an easy score.  Jacob "The Jeweler" Meyers was keeping his team in the game through numerous layout D's, handblocks, and skys.  The Ultimate Buzz continued to show that they were not going to fade away.  Our intensity had dropped and we were in need of a spark.  A huge handblock on The Jeweler from Ryan Heffernan was the wake up call the Couch needed.  We picked up the intensity and found ourselves up 12-11 on O.  The O line patiently worked the disc up the field until Schmidt put up a forehand huck to a streaking Heff for the game.  However, it was slightly under thrown and The Jeweler was able to come up the D.  K College was able to work the disc up the field for the break.  Universe.  Somehow we had let Kalamazoo stay in this game and now it all came down to one point.  Starting on O, Alex "Dingo" Edinger set the disc to Schmidt who hit an unstoppable Phil "Roo" Sommer with a wide open in cut.  Cutters were flowing well and Heff was able to punch in the score to Christo Ferguson who was streaking toward the back cone.  13-12 Burning Couch

Game 2  Burning Couch vs. EMU Hellfish

     This game got out of hand early as the Couch was riding momentum from their Universe point win.  Handlers were able to break mark and go up line with ease and the cutters were finding ways to get open at will.  EMU handlers and cutters were being forced to work very hard as Michigan State defenders were blanketing their handlers and cutters.  Cutters could not find anywhere to go as MSU defenders were using the famous "bump um" tactic.  Couch quickly went up 7-1 at half and never looked back.  Game point came and hailed MSU rookie Lakin "Chicken" Brown was able to pull down a huge D to set up the score.  13-2 Couch.

Game 3  Burning Couch vs. Calvin College 

      By underestimating Calvin and a lack of intensity on defense, we found ourselves down 7-6 down a break at half.  With such a young team, finding consistency and knowing when to flip the switch has proved to be our biggest problem all year.  This time was different.  Throwing the Special Sauce on Calvin, their handlers had no idea how to advance the disc.  Mike "dagger" Dagher-Margosian was able to get a HUGE handblock which set the tone for the rest of the game.  We were hungry for D's.  Paired with our new found intensity and Calvin's inability to figure out the Special Sauce, we rattled off 6 straight breaks to take the game 13-7.  D line offense was run very well this game as myself, Dagger, and Hatham were able to flow at the handles while Hippo, Pat "POC" O'Callaghan, Roo, and the Weston "Beagle" Laabs were able to cut at will and beat their men in or deep anywhere on the field.

Game 4  Burning Couch vs. MSU B 

     This game was a preview of what the Couch will look like next year.   A lot of promise was showed as players stepped into new roles and gained good playing experience.  Win for Couch 08-09.